dearnujabes:

- ‘real hip hop is not on the radio.’ (by joyshoe)

dearnujabes:

- ‘real hip hop is not on the radio.’ (by joyshoe)

I like it when bad people die.
- Christopher Hitchens (via deepspeech)
Pastafarianism- The Prayer of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

religiousragings:

thewaybricksdont:

“Our pasta, who art in a colander,

Draining be your noodles.

Thy noodle come,

Thy sauce be yum,

On top some grated Parmesan.

Give us this day our garlic bread, 

And forgive us our trespasses,

As we forgive those who trample on our lawns.

And lead us not into vegetarianism,

But deliver us some pizza,

For thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce,

Forever and ever.

Ramen.”

Ramen.

Ramen.

It’s been a while since I posted some new music but this is pretty fucking epic so should serve as a half-decent apology.

Crank up the bass,

Mucho love-o

x

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Doubtless, I do declare thee the soundtrack to my life

Had it on repeat for over a month now

It’s almost too good to share

Rest In Beats Jun Seba

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The holy one that is the Flying Spaghetti Monster always tells me to put ketchup on my fries and condoms on my willy. I always do what he says cos I love Him and He is real. Jehova is mean and nasty cos he doesn’t like women and gays but FSM is sexy cos he is meatballs :)

When the male of the species, enamoured of his stargazing, set up a God outside this planet as arbiter of all events upon it, and repudiated nature, together with sex, for a promised dream of a future life, he turned his back on that creative life and inspiration that lay within himself and his partnership with woman. In very truth he sold his birthright for a mess of pottage.
- Dora Russell - (The Religion of the Machine Age, 1982)

Nocturnal Commissions

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